Review: I'm A Celebrity, ITV1

5:43pm Thursday 27th November 2008

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LET'S talk about Timmy Mallett.

Mallett has, in one short week, elbowed Craig Revel Horwood out of the running, stood on Natasha Kaplinsky's smug smile, and beat all of the Eggheads combined, to snatch the role of TV's most irritating personality.

But is he really an irritating twerp, or evil genius?

Hmm, Ied go for twerp.

Good entertainment, but something more sinister has come to light since Timmy entered the celebrity jungle.

Apparently the former Wacaday star didn't actually sing on the track Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.

Hees a fraud – according to the Daily Mirror – which ran a story saying someone else has come forward to admit it was their voice on the song.

Now having an annoying laugh, dreadful dress sense and a punchable face.

But doing a Milli Vanilli on one of the greatest novelty records of all time?

Timmy, you're not the man I thought you were.